whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan
what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden
you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really
i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long
why is the word ‘long’ so short
why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words
why are my feet size 11
i really wanna know why your feet are size 11
how did this happen
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
hicpup
reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
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what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
I think I deserve fairly odd parents
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
