radsturbate:

*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that

saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

laugh-addict:

i saw hell with my own eyes

wattsworth:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

oh my god

johnbarrrowman:

congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture

yourhogwartsletter:

karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

esexist:

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh